Why in god's name are we talking about "mail slots" in the Sexual Experience Thread without any kind of metaphors?

Dick in a mail slot.

Or a male slot, like an ass bandit.

Or a male slut. Or a mail slut. Dirty dirty mail.

Haha, I love that. Love's full of surprises, I guess! One of my mates likes everyone to think he's as hard as nails, but every time I look over his shoulder to see what he's listening to it's either Pink or Rihanna.
Please tell me that you'd still made this connection before Batlord subtly pointed out the analogy? Because if this thought didn't cross your mind then you really are too innocent to be on the internet!
What an unusual question. Do you really think there can possibly be a correct answer to that all humans must eventually agree on?

However I quoted that because it made me wonder about something vaguely related to that question - I've kissed both boys and girls, and always enjoyed kissing boys more. Obviously this is a generalisation from a limited number of people, but boys seem to like to go further, be naughtier and ultimately it's always more fun. What does everyone else think about this?

Actually, it only crossed my mind when Batlord pointed out the analogy.

Just the internet?

So I didn't get the joke when it was being discussed, too bad. I was having a discussion about mailboxes and the like that I didn't really find a reason to look into the discussion as anything else other than that.

Nope. Me neither. Either we're too naive to be allowed on here or Batlord is a revolting, perverted, sex obsessed maniac.

Or both. 0_o