Why in god's name are we talking about "mail slots" in the Sexual Experience Thread without any kind of metaphors?

Dick in a mail slot.

Or a male slot, like an ass bandit.

Or a male slut. Or a mail slut. Dirty dirty mail.

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Actually, it only crossed my mind when Batlord pointed out the analogy.

Just the internet?

So I didn't get the joke when it was being discussed, too bad. I was having a discussion about mailboxes and the like that I didn't really find a reason to look into the discussion as anything else other than that.

Nope. Me neither. Either we're too naive to be allowed on here or Batlord is a revolting, perverted, sex obsessed maniac.

Or both. 0_o