Originally Posted by Slow Groove (Post 1222126)

Something I keep telling myself to get over this terrible break up I'm going through, is that I will finally meet some chick that's incredible in the sack because my ex was really bad in bed.

Helps me sleep at night

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222129)

so you can be more honey. KIEKIEKIEKIEKIEEEEEEEEEEE

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1222174)

I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
What's with the Popeye laugh?

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222128)

Did you always think that or are you just saying that now that she's your ex?

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222176)

What do you mean friend?

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1222160)

What's it like to sleep with a girl that's bad at sex?

I've only slept with one woman and, I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's pretty damn good. So I don't know what it's like o.o

Sorry if this is an insensitive question :/

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1222160)

What's it like to sleep with a girl that's bad at sex?

I've only slept with one woman and, I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's pretty damn good. So I don't know what it's like o.o

Sorry if this is an insensitive question :/

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1222180)

kekekekeke....

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222017)

How is it offensive honey?

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222022)

kiekiekiekieeeee. I love curvy girls

I remember yesterday I went into my college and I found a woman with a very nice booty giving me a wink. She was looking at me in a sexual manner. I could not make my move because my dad would have slapped me.