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Burning Down 08-24-2012 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1222696)
Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

POST OF THE YEAR.

caps.

Burning Down 08-24-2012 07:50 AM

Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone else likes to eat after sex?

Stephen 08-24-2012 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222842)
Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone else likes to eat after sex?

I prefer to do it before the sex ;)

Burning Down 08-24-2012 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by stp (Post 1222848)
I prefer to do it before the sex ;)

Haha, I see what you did there.

Stephen 08-24-2012 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222853)
Haha, I see what you did there.

Hidden cam???

Howard the Duck 08-24-2012 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222842)
Okay, so I'm just wondering if anyone else likes to eat after sex?

no, i just tell her to **** off so i can watch tv

Burning Down 08-24-2012 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1222863)
no, i just tell her to **** off so i can watch tv

u so nice

YorkeDaddy 08-24-2012 09:35 AM

I'm always hungry after sex.

That wolverine guy took my idea for a funny post I was gonna make while going back and reading the parts of this thread that I've missed. So...screw you.

The Batlord 08-24-2012 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222431)
KIEKIEKIEKIEEEEE. She looks nice. She looks very nice.

You know, out of curiosity, I looked on Burning Down's profile, and I couldn't find any pics of her. Where exactly did you see any pictures of her? Cause I keep getting the feeling that you don't actually know what she looks like, but you're ****ing nuts so you act like you do anyway.

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222474)
You think I hate women or something.

If by "hate women" you mean, we think that you're a misogynistic fruit cake, then of course not. We don't at all think that you're a misogynistic fruit cake. You being a misogynistic fruit cake is that farthest thing from our minds. Have I said misogynistic fruit cake enough times? Well, just in case...misogynistic fruit cake.

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1222467)
Some good reasons
1) I will pay attention to her
2) I will let her have a break sometimes.
3) I am a nice guy
4) I allow disagreement sometimes.

Wow.

Burning Down 08-24-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1222876)
I'm always hungry after sex.

Yep same here. We're always just like "hey you wanna get something to eat now?"


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