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FRED HALE SR. 08-23-2012 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1222548)
No you're absolutely right, no particular sex is more likely to cheat, there are just as many ****s in each gender. However, I was saying I thought guys were usually cooler about their partner still hanging around all their friends, but I've heard loads of guys complaining that their girlfriend wasn't letting them meet other girls.

I think it should go without saying that hanging with an ex is kind of a NO-NO. I think in all good relationships you just tend to want to spend time with your better half rather then others. And I tend to do couples type stuff with friends rather then hanging out solo.

I guess for me, I don't want to meet other girls, so it won't be an issue.

Burning Down 08-23-2012 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1222556)
I think it should go without saying that hanging with an ex is kind of a NO-NO. I think in all good relationships you just tend to want to spend time with your better half rather then others. And I tend to do couples type stuff with friends rather then hanging out solo.

I guess for me, I don't want to meet other girls, so it won't be an issue.

Yeah, hanging with an ex is definitely not acceptable!

Scarlett O'Hara 08-23-2012 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1222517)
My girl knows her place. You can't just let them run free around society acting like they're equals. This isn't 1995. A woman should know her place, either in the kitchen or cleaning something else. And she won't have any male friends, she already has one. :D I can't wait for the replies. Bring it. :yeah:

:laughing:

I will be your kitchen bitch! ;)

Howard the Duck 08-23-2012 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222429)
Yeah that's probably it. I forgot, guys are all about tits and ass.

um, no, i'm all about geekiness

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1222441)
They are both just excess fat. I'm more of a hearty guy i really dig their hearts. :clap:

VOMITS.

i love squeezing fats

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1222450)
Of course, nothing, absolutely nothing should distract you from what matters most. All educated opinion is in agreement. Personality? Intelligence? Sense of humour? These are mere trifles, man, do not consider them. Your woman must first have booty.

i am somewhat of a sapiophilia (look it up)

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222465)
He can cook though. Maybe you can work something out here.

as can I - that means I have a chance with you?

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222485)
Hey Franco, I have a question since you're such an expert on asses - can a man have a nice ass too?

too many pimples on mine

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Originally Posted by Salami (Post 1222488)
I'm scared of the term because of the stigma attached after Ducey used it!
No doubt the fact that I'm still young and confused accounts for a lot of the "retarded sexuality" I'm feeling (in the eloquent words of a rather bigoted critic). On the one hand I really don't think I can ever have a relationship with a guy, for reasons I've written down somewhere then forgotten, but on the other hand the best "relationship" I've ever had was with a guy, or certainly the most fun.
With any luck as soon as I grow up I'll sort myself out. I'm not even going to call myself "bisexual".

yet, you welcome my advances

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1222503)
My boyfriend lets me have my own friends, female and male. Because he's a normal man who doesn't keep a woman on a leash.


kinky!

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1222517)
My girl knows her place. You can't just let them run free around society acting like they're equals. This isn't 1995. A woman should know her place, either in the kitchen or cleaning something else. And she won't have any male friends, she already has one. :D I can't wait for the replies. Bring it. :yeah:


yeah! go and make me a sandwich

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1222520)
So yeah the Superwoman is probably where its at.

the whole bed will move when you're at it, also

(please note that I'm totalling ignoring Franco, he is getting a bit too asinine, even for me)

WWWP 08-24-2012 01:14 AM

Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-24-2012 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1222696)
Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

Yeah sorry, It won't happen again.

Salami 08-24-2012 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1222663)
yet, you welcome my advances

Wha... thought you were just being a bit rude :/
The post you quoted was me explaining why I didn't go for the term "pansexual" which I believe is what you describe yourself as. The difference is that you're a mature adult, whereas my brain won't have fully developed for another eight years. That's why I'm not keen to try and conform to any of the terms people have got for sexuality, I think it may be misleading.

FETCHER. 08-24-2012 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1222696)
Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

While I was reading this I almost crossed my fingers for him to wink at you and let you rub his juicy booty.



The question on everybody mind is, did you dry hump in the swimming pool?

Janszoon 08-24-2012 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1222696)
Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

You are a funny personnel, in my view.

FETCHER. 08-24-2012 05:58 AM

:laughing: that was literally my favourite.


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