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Old 09-26-2012, 09:46 PM   #6191 (permalink)
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Not the hairy end lol!
Of course. That would be uncivilized.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:47 PM   #6192 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:49 PM   #6193 (permalink)
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Of course. That would be uncivilized.
Yeah THAT is the only way it's uncivilized.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:55 PM   #6194 (permalink)
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I used a hair brush once when I was 15.
For comedy purposes just pretend I'm Neapolitan for a sec....


Why would you buy a hairbrush and only use it once, did you have head lice?
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:56 PM   #6195 (permalink)
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For comedy purposes just pretend I'm Neapolitan for a sec....


Why would you buy a hairbrush and only use it once, did you have head lice?


Because I moved on to bigger things!
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:58 PM   #6196 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:02 PM   #6197 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:04 PM   #6198 (permalink)
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I'm so comfortable here at MB that I'll share this with you:

Simultaneous orgasms happened to us today. It was glorious. Such a rare occurrence.
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:09 PM   #6199 (permalink)
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Maybe if I had a whales vagina.
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:10 PM   #6200 (permalink)
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Simultaneous orgasms happened to us today. It was glorious. Such a rare occurrence.
I love that, I think it brings you closer together with your man.
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