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Old 10-13-2012, 09:14 AM   #6281 (permalink)
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Men who cook and clean get laid more.
And men who make their women do it get to play video games.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:19 AM   #6282 (permalink)
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And men who make their women do it get to play video games.
Or the man can do it so I can play video games.
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:23 AM   #6283 (permalink)
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Or the man can do it so I can play video games.
Exactly, I can't cook very well and centainly can't clean what else is there for me in life ?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:25 AM   #6284 (permalink)
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Exactly, I can't cook very well and centainly can't clean what else is there for me in life ?
Damn right. The roles have changed, it's time for the men to be in the kitchen making sandwiches for the next 1000 years.
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:26 AM   #6285 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:28 AM   #6286 (permalink)
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I only cook because I'm better at it than any woman.
Sounds good to me. Who taught you to cook?
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:29 AM   #6288 (permalink)
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Or the man can do it so I can play video games.
Next you'll be wanting to drive!
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Next you'll be wanting to drive!
Haha yeah I'm 25 and still can't drive.
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:34 AM   #6290 (permalink)
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Haha yeah I'm 25 and still can't drive.


Technically I can drive, but I prefer not to. I have no situational awareness and terrible reflexes. I've seen people who steadfastly refuse to wear a seatbelt quickly grab for their's in panic while I was driving.
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