Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1245319)

Roger Ebert gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up.

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1245319)

Roger Ebert gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1245314)

Quality not quantity.

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 1244855)

Weed really does take sex to a whole new level. Alcohol is horrible. Opiants just feel groovy all around but extend sex by like 5 hours.

What's really interesting is having sex on acid. I was fucking some weird two headed zebra striped space alien and mid-way through it occurred to me that all temporal experiences are merely illusions of living in the moment and that down to the tiniest fractions of measurable time I was immortalized in what we might call the past when speaking from a linear perspective. And then I opened my eyes and it turns out I was just fapping in the shower.

Originally Posted by RTSullivan (Post 1245038)

Last night me and my girlfriend broke our record of 8 times in one day, our record now stands at 10 times. I know how that sounds but I do genuinely think that's pretty impressive, make of that what you will.

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1248098)

surprise rimming?

Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1248197)

My nightmares have just been upgraded.

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1248205)

I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1248205)

I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.

Originally Posted by tore (Post 1248098)

Cool .. now you probably got some new scars to brag about.

So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?

I know what you're wondering and the answer is no, I haven't.