Sure you won't enjoy it even more? ;)

There you go. I guess some people are just suckers for that flavour. Anyways, surprise rimming is an extreme sport to say the least, especially when doing it to strangers. I figure that if someone didn't really clean out their fartrings with vigorous scrubbing in the the shower, possibly after bouts of enema to clean out the trunk first, you could basically catch a number of parasites by mouthing the pooper.

But on the other hand, you could get some helpful gut bacterias as well. I recently heard a radio documentary about how missing essential gut bacteria might contribute to peoples obesity as the bacterias help regulate appetite. Widespread use of antibiotics kill off our little helpers so many such helpful bacterias have become considerably more rare in parts of the world. And of course I've read studies indicating that children born the normal way are more healthy than their C-section counterparts, the likely explanation being that kids born the normal way get their faces rubbed in their mothers unmentionables (both unmentionable 1 & 2) as they're being pressed out and so pick up all those good bacterias on the way.

So I'm thinking obese people and babies should consider rimming people, if only for health reasons.

The post above me is full of so much goodness that I don't know how to compliment it without diminishing its excellence.
That last line is getting sig'd. I love you tore.

sexually I wish I could be like Hugh Hef and lounge in my robe all day and have crazy sex sessions with groups of dimepieces

=)

Sexually, I wish CPR worked.

Yeah, dude! I took my car into the shop, and the ****ing mechanic tried to charge me for some Daytons that I never asked for. It was bull****!

:laughing:

So, anyone had a golden shower lately?

Or ever?

Yeah, man! I was back in ancient Rome, and this douchebag named Caligula was throwing all these gold coins into a crowd, and I tried to pick one up, but it was like five hundred degrees, and it burned the **** outta my hand! What a ****in' prick!

Jesus Christ.

Any of you take pictures of yourself gaping lately?

If yes, can you send some to me?

No I usually bring in people to paint that, its much more colorful and inventive. :dj: