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The Batlord 11-15-2012 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1250921)
You can have sex with their arms, legs and head perhaps.
But how does that help the other person? Do you just lube up the stretched chick's thighs and go to town on those?

Circe 11-15-2012 10:33 AM
I'm going to say... No, I can't imagine I would enjoy fitting some relatively large objects into my most exciting orifices.

FRED HALE SR. 11-15-2012 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1250930)
I'm going to say... No, I can't imagine I would enjoy fitting some relatively large objects into my most exciting orifices.
I just wanna say exciting orifices would be a great name for a band, just saying.

The Batlord 11-15-2012 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1250930)
I'm going to say... No, I can't imagine I would enjoy fitting some relatively large objects into my most exciting orifices.
Well, then I guess I'm out. *cue cretinous Butthead style laughing*

Burning Down 11-15-2012 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1250886)
You let 'em fist you on the third date? Freak.
Not just anybody. I have to deem you special enough to let you do it.

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1250917)
Apropos fisting ..

All guys above a certain age (4) have seen, on screen, women with extreme sexual abilities who are able to fit some relatively large objects into their most exciting orifices. Sometimes it's stimulating to watch, sometimes perhaps a bit repulsive, but it's always fascinating on some level - even if shagging these women would be like poking your schlong in a bucket of warm water. I've often wondered how world class stretchers get started on this sexual journey to become able to fit as much junk in the trunk or the clam as possible.

So my next question to you girls (and perhaps some guys) is .. are there any of you who like a bit of filling and stretching?
Honestly, it was scary enough to put a dick in there the first time, so no.

The Batlord 11-15-2012 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1250945)
Not just anybody. I have to deem you special enough to let you do it.
Well, you know, my hands are kinda small, and I keep my nails fairly short.

FRED HALE SR. 11-15-2012 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1250945)
Not just anybody. I have to deem you special enough to let you do it.


Honestly, it was scary enough to put a dick in there the first time, so no.
In where? LOL

Burning Down 11-15-2012 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1250951)
In where? LOL
My ear, silly. Didn't you know that's what tore meant by "exciting orifice"?

FRED HALE SR. 11-15-2012 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1250952)
My ear, silly. Didn't you know that's what tore meant by "exciting orifice"?
Interesting. Kinky.

Circe 11-15-2012 11:02 AM
I was under the impression that he was talking about our nasal cavities.

And "nasal sex" is actually one of the tags in this thread. Huh.


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