I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the wife don't mind my magic wand so much, but I'm not sure how she'd feel about the robe and hat.

Try it and report back :)

Hey...guys.......stop it.

Either way, I'm pretty excited to bone this guy. He's Jamie Dornan good looking :)

lol, you're the one that's gonna get 'boned'
just lie there and take it.

Nah b I'm gonna ride that diq.
I don't "lie there and take it" because that's not sexy. I'm either wrapping my legs and arms around them and moving my hips towards them or w/e else. I'm no starfish

That was too dirty dayna

Or was it just dirty enough?

Starfish are fine for one night stands...but definitely not relationship material. I dated a starfish. Then she wondered why I started rolling on top of her, getting done in 5 minutes, and then rolling off to continue my episode of Dexter.

The current gf gets it done. Why do I have to deal with long distance?? WHY??

Shut up Amandria we talk about worse things :)

I always try to get into ****ing. I am especially noisy too :)

You can't completely blame her, though.
I think it takes two people to have good sex, and sex can always be better with communication. If you couldn't tell her to stop being a starfish, then there were other issues that stopped that, maybe those had to be taken care of first, idk. ;P