Masturbation. Lots and lots of masturbation. Seriously, any woman who complains about porn should thank the baby Jesus that it keeps our sick minds at bay.

Well, I could be friends with ugly chicks and I've known a few, but the asshole in me is much more interested in making friends with attractive chicks. ;)

Seriously, where did this more laid back, vulgar tore come from? You've always been the restrained logician that we always looked to for objective analysis of intellectual discussions.

Since so many are asking :p:

I'm the same guy, but when I was a moderator, I made a habit of moderating my own behaviour on the boards. I guess that stuck with me even after I stepped down, but it's been gradually changing. Over time I've come to the realization that as I'm no longer investing any work in the site, the only reason I'm here is more or less to have fun. That's the role MB should have in my life. I've felt like that for a while actually, but I think the reason people are noticing now is because I've posted a lot more the last few days than I normally have in quite a while - and in some fun threads too!

The friend zone can work the other way around too!

But yeah, just date and have some fun. Dating is about getting to know that person better, and without the exclusivity of a relationship - if that's how you view "dating". When some people start dating they think of it as exclusive already even if you haven't slapped the boyfriend/girlfriend label on it yet.

That sounds way too complicated. Cant we just get naked and play Twister already. :dj:

I don't give it up on the first date buddy. You'll have to wait.

Thats never happened to me before. This just isn't gonna work out, but I wish you the best of luck.

Depends whether you have good sheets or not.

How does the third date sound?