I always go egyptian quality 1500 thread count. Lets get ready to rumble. :love:

Exhausting.

You will be in the morning, I guarantee it.

Good because this is happening at your place.

I meant the process in waiting for Naked Twister. Its over, I just can't wait more then one date. :banghead:

Fine, but just remember - no glove, no love.

I'll try to remember that when i'm banging someone who looks like you. :dj:

You let 'em fist you on the third date? Freak.

Apropos fisting ..

All guys above a certain age (4) have seen, on screen, women with extreme sexual abilities who are able to fit some relatively large objects into their most exciting orifices. Sometimes it's stimulating to watch, sometimes perhaps a bit repulsive, but it's always fascinating on some level - even if shagging these women would be like poking your schlong in a bucket of warm water. I've often wondered how world class stretchers get started on this sexual journey to become able to fit as much junk in the trunk or the clam as possible.

So my next question to you girls (and perhaps some guys) is .. are there any of you who like a bit of filling and stretching?

And if so, can you even have sex with an actual person anymore?

You can have sex with their arms, legs and head perhaps.