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Old 01-17-2013, 01:36 PM   #7051 (permalink)
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If I was a lesbo, I would fully go there too, Kayleigh is smoking!
No doubt about it and she has a great personality also. Some guy is gonna be very lucky and he doesn't even know it yet.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:52 PM   #7052 (permalink)
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She certainly does.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:31 PM   #7053 (permalink)
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Are you volunteering Fred?
I would just like to tell everyone, that if any of the girls on here need to explore their sexuality, then I am here for you. Use me as you will, but be gentle, for I am a tender and fragile soul.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:11 PM   #7054 (permalink)
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I'm not fragile, I like rough fun in the bedroom! But thank you Batlord, you are so selfless! I wonder what it would be like to have sex with a girl. I think if I were to do it I would get her to wear a ***** and pound me that way as NO ONE has ever given me oral sex that I have enjoyed.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:14 PM   #7055 (permalink)
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I would just like to tell everyone, that if any of the girls on here need to explore their sexuality, then I am here for you. Use me as you will, but be gentle, for I am a tender and fragile soul.
Excellent, I've been looking for someone to practice my roman showers on!
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:20 PM   #7056 (permalink)
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Excellent, I've been looking for someone to practice my roman showers on!

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Excellent, I've been looking for someone to practice my roman showers on!
It's been forever since I actually had to look a sex act up that I didn't recognize. I think I may be in over my head...
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Anyone tried out slutroulette? I'm guessing it's like chatroulette...only without so many dicks. I just don't know what I would do, though...
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What is slutroulette?
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What is slutroulette?
I don't know, but I imagine it involves a ball finding its way into a slot.
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