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Old 01-17-2013, 10:31 PM   #7091 (permalink)
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It's like a beach ball covered in peach fuzz
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:34 PM   #7092 (permalink)
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Huh... kind of reminds me of this chapter in the book Crooked Little Vein where the main character has saline injected into his ballsack in order to find out what happened to the real Constitution of the United States. Upon further research (which I'm kind of regretting doing on my work computer), I stumbled across this article, which has a play-by-play synopsis of one person's experience.

Saline Injection Stories - BME: Body Modification Ezine
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:07 PM   #7093 (permalink)
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BD has really been coming out of her shell lately. LOL
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:39 AM   #7094 (permalink)
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If I was single i'd fly to Scotland and tap that ass like it was going outta style.
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If I was a lesbo, I would fully go there too, Kayleigh is smoking!
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:12 AM   #7095 (permalink)
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BD has really been coming out of her shell lately. LOL
Now if only we could get her out of her shirt...
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:17 AM   #7096 (permalink)
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Once I had this girl who wanted me to choke her until she passed out while we were at it. It was pretty strange...
I have never laughed so hard by myself in front of my computer.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:07 PM   #7097 (permalink)
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This guy I'm ~talking to has a stocking fetish, I'm calling it now

I'll report back later
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:15 PM   #7098 (permalink)
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What do you guys call your schlongs and axe wounds?

If I'm feeling cocky, I sometimes call mine The Painis.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:16 PM   #7099 (permalink)
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My lady parts are named Liberace
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:22 PM   #7100 (permalink)
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As in pet names or general slang cos I haven't named my vagina.
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