You don't get to see what's under my shirt.

:laughing:

Haha, yeah, there's only one person who gets to see the goods and it's not Batlord. As much as he wishes it was.

Hyphistian the Bold.

That implies that there are guys who don't dig chicks in stockings. Throw in a garter belt and I'll prematurely ejaculate so fast you'll think I'm in a time warp.

That's cool. We just need to throw you a surprise wet t-shirt contest. :pimp:

I sent him a photo of my legs to prove they're not hairy and he's like "can I get a leggings shot tho"

only a stocking fetishist would prefer the leggings over the bare legs I think

I think my ex stole my garter belt actually

Again, I question your premise. Maybe I'm just a stocking fetishist and I don't know it, but I think just about all men would prefer stockings to actual bare legs. Throw in a bustier and my prostate will explode.

You're a stocking fetishist. Bare legs for me any day of the week.

^ yep

This.

In fact, if I'm watching some porn and the girl doesn't take off her stockings at some point in the action, I've gotta find a new video.