Well it was surely the truth as being drunk means, my self-censoring system was shut off while posting.

I seem to find myself attracted to smoking hot lesbians over smoking hot straight girls. Nothing to do with what they do on their own time, I think it might have to do with that whole not being able to have makes you want more kind of ordeal.

Meh. In my line of experience the Rosie O'Donnells of the world vastly outnumber the Portia di Rossis.

girl on girl get pretty boring..hate the chicks who do it to get noticed. Go home and munch that **** if your serious.

I find sex is like the high jump. Every time you jump a set height you must raise the bar a bit to keep going...kink and it levels are different for everyone depending on your past experience.

Lucifer Sam,
Cat scratch something I can't explaaaiiin.

Old Pink Floyd

Stress- Though a BJ is a sure way to stop being stressed :)

Condoms- if you aren't completely chubbed up when it gets put on, it will most likely not work

Thinking too much- If you get ready and something happens wrong, and something else goes wrong, you start losing the chub

Treat the chubby like its made of gold! When he's ready, don't fiddle **** around being demanding. Get it while its hot!- unless you are teasing it more chubby and are confident of this.

He likes someone else

He's just not that into you in that way

He's too stupid to jump on a good thing when its flashing its boobies at him

He's ***

He's bi-curious at the wrong time

oh wait:

Needs some fetish he's afraid to ask for

What is this

I can't see what you're holding

yes, do tell us all what that is in your hand.

My cock, you idiots.