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Old 03-20-2013, 11:14 PM   #7301 (permalink)
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yeah i've seen that ****
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:15 PM   #7302 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:34 AM   #7303 (permalink)
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That makes me think of this question:

Has anyone fell asleep after sex while the guy is still inside you? Or if you're still in the girl? I have haha!
I did when I was married. When we were together, my ex-wife and I were inseparable. We were best friends and lovers. I loved her with all my heart. But she's changed so much that I barely even recognize her anymore. The person that I loved no longer exists, and that is sad
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:40 AM   #7304 (permalink)
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This thread has taken a turn for the worst.
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:56 AM   #7305 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:00 PM   #7306 (permalink)
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That makes me think of this question:

Has anyone fell asleep after sex while the guy is still inside you? Or if you're still in the girl? I have haha!
Kind of. Woke up one morning in my driveway with the neighbor tapping on my window. My pants were down, and my GF's head was on my lap with my junk still in her mouth.

Awkward.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:09 PM   #7307 (permalink)
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Kind of. Woke up one morning in my driveway with the neighbor tapping on my window. My pants were down, and my GF's head was on my lap with my junk still in her mouth.

Awkward.
Was she awake?
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:13 PM   #7308 (permalink)
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Was she awake?
Nope.

Good thing she's not a teeth grinder ay?
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:15 PM   #7309 (permalink)
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Nope.

Good thing she's not a teeth grinder ay?
Good thing indeed, although it would make for an interesting dream as it was going on.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:29 PM   #7310 (permalink)
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That might be worse than someone having a Furry fetish.
Do you really think Furry fetish is awful?

It always seems like a fun time. Furries always get made fun of but it doesn't seem that bad.
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