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Old 05-02-2013, 01:10 AM   #7751 (permalink)
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Be a man and recycle your own semen.
I do on their tits/ass but rarely in the mouth unless it's a ONS
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:13 AM   #7752 (permalink)
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I do on their tits/ass but rarely in the mouth unless it's a ONS
You make me sick. Ugh.
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:14 AM   #7753 (permalink)
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Basically along with the finger you are putting any bacteria/virus/fecal matter that you have picked up from all the surfaces you came into contact with since you last washed your hands.
Yeah I'm willing to overlook oral w/ girls since if I'm eating her out she's already passed my std test so I'm I'm confident in her cleanliness
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:16 AM   #7754 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:17 AM   #7755 (permalink)
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you swallow *** but I make you sick, lol what silly planet are you living on
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Old 05-02-2013, 01:22 AM   #7756 (permalink)
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you swallow *** but I make you sick, lol what silly planet are you living on
Because of your attitude. Yes I swallow whoop-di-****ing-do. Someone get this guy a medal.
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:29 AM   #7757 (permalink)
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:30 AM   #7758 (permalink)
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Oh spare me your tired little hate boner.
The extreme reaction to my comment was so misplaced that I had to re-read my og comment to ensure that I didn't call anyone a slut when she initially accused me of it & as I'm reading it, it's clear as day that I didn't.

& "hate boner," I had sex w/ a black girl & enjoyed it very much & you call that a hate boner. Yeah you guys should really lookup the definition of words before you start accusing someone of being a racist, misogynist or *sexist

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Old 05-02-2013, 07:38 AM   #7759 (permalink)
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The extreme reaction to my comment was so misplaced that I had to re-read my og comment to ensure that I didn't call anyone a slut when I was initially accused me of it & as I'm reading it's clear as day that I didn't.

& "hate boner," I had sex w/ a black & enjoyed it very much & you call that a hate boner. Yeah you guys should really lookup the definition of words before you start accusing someone of being a racist, misogynist or sexiest

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Old 05-02-2013, 07:45 AM   #7760 (permalink)
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The extreme reaction to my comment was so misplaced that I had to re-read my og comment to ensure that I didn't call anyone a slut when I was initially accused me of it & as I'm reading it's clear as day that I didn't.

& "hate boner," I had sex w/ a black & enjoyed it very much & you call that a hate boner. Yeah you guys should really lookup the definition of words before you start accusing someone of being a racist, misogynist or sexiest
You can't even spell sexist.
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