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Old 05-02-2013, 10:42 AM   #7791 (permalink)
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It brings the term 'spitting' to a whole new meaning.
We used to call it flossing while you're eating. Yeah no fun at all. I take that back. LOL
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:44 AM   #7792 (permalink)
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It brings the term 'spitting' to a whole new meaning.

spittin' n' pickin'.... ew.

i'm with fred. probably one of my favourite things of all time.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:49 AM   #7793 (permalink)
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spittin' n' pickin'.... ew.

i'm with fred. probably one of my favourite things of all time.
Life only gives us so many gifts, we should be very thankful. In fact i'm gonna text my girl right now and just text thank you.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:52 AM   #7794 (permalink)
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I'm a different breed i love eating pussy. I consider it a privilege and an honor. I just teared up a lil bit. Nothing better then getting your partner off that way, watching her squirm because of that sensitivity. A landing strip is fine or waxed. I remember the 80's man, girls still hadn't moved on by then, you could literally braid that **** back in the day.
I'm a modern man & I require a hair free zone, but the landing strip is ok.
I'm way younger than you, if you can actually say that you remember the 80's, so I've never had to deal w/ braid bushes. I get what you're saying but eating pussy is just not my first priority. But the ironic thing is that if a girl says she doesn't enjoy it then I actually want to do it & give her pleasure, although at first I'm like oh she won't let me go down wtf is she hiding, I must explore
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DejaVu?

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I wonder how many women on here are contemplating waxing the runway right now.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:55 AM   #7796 (permalink)
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I wonder how many women on here are contemplating waxing the runway right now.
Time for a poll. Wheres Whiskey when you need him?
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:56 AM   #7797 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:57 AM   #7798 (permalink)
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I wonder how many women on here are contemplating waxing the runway right now.
Hopefully all, it's a good look & feels like silk on your tongue
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Hopefully all, it's a good look & feels like silk on your tongue
Not only that, but you don't need a handful of napkins later to clean your face off. Now this day is doomed, i gotta wait 8 hours to get laid. You guys suck.
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Old 05-02-2013, 11:07 AM   #7800 (permalink)
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Not only that, but you don't need a handful of napkins later to clean your face off. Now this day is doomed, i gotta wait 8 hours to get laid. You guys suck.
*cough*

http://www.musicbanter.com/1314694-post3075.html

Might as well unload for now.
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