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slappyjenkins 05-21-2013 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1322099)
Professional dominatrixes put buttplugs in submissives.

Don't give me any ideas ;)

I feel like I missed something interesting here. Don't turn your back on the sexual experience thread....LITERALLY! ;)

Sansa Stark 05-21-2013 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slappyjenkins (Post 1322126)
I feel like I missed something interesting here. Don't turn your back on the sexual experience thread....LITERALLY! ;)

Oh I think you know what I mean. If I had a lovely submissive I could use my three set to stretch him out real nice :)

slappyjenkins 05-21-2013 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1322129)
Oh I think you know what I mean. If I had a lovely submissive I could use my three set to stretch him out real nice :)

Is that golf? That sounds like golf. Please tell me that's golf!!!

edit: and why do girls talk about getting things in guys' buttholes. If I just take a hard dookie the wrong way I can't walk right for a week! And then I'm afraid to sh!t.

Sansa Stark 05-21-2013 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by slappyjenkins (Post 1322134)
Is that golf? That sounds like golf. Please tell me that's golf!!!

Nope. It's me making someone into my bitch.

slappyjenkins 05-21-2013 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1322135)
Nope. It's me making someone into my bitch.

FRED that's your cue!

Sansa Stark 05-22-2013 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slappyjenkins (Post 1322134)
Is that golf? That sounds like golf. Please tell me that's golf!!!

edit: and why do girls talk about getting things in guys' buttholes. If I just take a hard dookie the wrong way I can't walk right for a week! And then I'm afraid to sh!t.

wow tmi

Circe 05-24-2013 02:37 PM

Does this also serve as the Sexual Advice thread when needed? Because I may have a problem that some people less hopeless at relationships might be able to help me with.

Sansa Stark 05-24-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Circe (Post 1323754)
Does this also serve as the Sexual Advice thread when needed? Because I may have a problem that some people less hopeless at relationships might be able to help me with.

Yep

I might be able to help, go ahead

FRED HALE SR. 05-24-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1323763)
Yep

I might be able to help, go ahead

Think she might need a professional. Where is FPK when you need him. :dj:

Sansa Stark 05-24-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1323766)
Think she might need a professional. Where is FPK when you need him. :dj:

Lmao cause being a sex worker and someone who majored in psychology clearly is less valuable knowledgewise than seeing some strippers, in Minneapolis, and lusting after booties.


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