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Old 07-06-2013, 09:45 AM   #8561 (permalink)
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Hungover sex is amazing, especially if its spooning.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 07-06-2013, 09:47 AM   #8562 (permalink)
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I'm having the strangest sexual ~experience discussion on facebook, right now...
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Old 07-06-2013, 10:29 AM   #8563 (permalink)
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Hungover sex is amazing, especially if its spooning.
Especially if you're eating aspirin out of your partner's bellybutton.
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Old 07-06-2013, 12:54 PM   #8564 (permalink)
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Wasn't with me.
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Old 07-06-2013, 03:34 PM   #8565 (permalink)
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why would just post that alone and leave out all the details when you should be giving out details in this thread? that's what this thread is for!
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Old 07-06-2013, 05:29 PM   #8566 (permalink)
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Ex-scuce em moi. Private details from my sex guru punk. That **** is confidential.
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Old 07-06-2013, 05:32 PM   #8567 (permalink)
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PM me all the details. I have never wanked to words before, but I'm willing to give it a go.
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Old 07-06-2013, 05:33 PM   #8568 (permalink)
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no really you guys would honestly be grossed out LMFAO
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Old 07-06-2013, 05:58 PM   #8569 (permalink)
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I was speaking to Kay but whatevz, I'd take some nudes from you right now.
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Old 07-06-2013, 06:06 PM   #8570 (permalink)
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who do you think the sex guru is....
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