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The Batlord 07-08-2013 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1340949)
He's dead bro.

He dies?! I was still reading that book!

Burning Down 07-08-2013 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1341269)
He dies?! I was still reading that book!

Dude the book is like 5,000 years old. There's a statute of limitations on these things lol.

The Batlord 07-08-2013 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1341281)
Dude the book is like 5,000 years old. There's a statute of limitations on these things lol.

Oh well. I heard the movie was actually better though.

Sansa Stark 07-08-2013 11:22 AM

No one got that I was referencing the Outsiders :(

CanwllCorfe 07-08-2013 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1341315)
No one got that I was referencing the Outsiders :(

I would have maybe four or five years ago. I read it in high school. Great book.

butthead aka 216 07-08-2013 02:06 PM

i dont like feelin like im the only one givin a **** if the other person is having a good time. with this girl ive been casually seeing i wanna just yell at her ACT LIKE YOU ****IN CARE WHEN BLOWING ME cause its just the same rhythym and head bobbin over and over. and i try to direct her and its like a damn chore and she will only listen for like 2 seconds. i like eating her and i know what im doing but she sits there and im not even close to gettin off so i start closin my eyes and thinkin about other girls blowing me to try and get off. i just want her to lick my balls or ass or say somethin dirty or just seem enthusiastic. pretend i dont even care.

and then im like ok why am i even bothering with her but then i think.....is bad pizza still good pizza?? i dont know.

WWWP 07-08-2013 02:19 PM

You sound like a real charmer, I can't imagine why anyone would be less than thrilled to have your cock in their mouth.

Arya Stark 07-08-2013 02:20 PM

ily

Sansa Stark 07-08-2013 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1341373)
You sound like a real charmer, I can't imagine why anyone would be less than thrilled to have your cock in their mouth.

:laughing: rite?

Some dudes act like their dick is made out of chocolate and ejaculates money, like we should be honoured to have it in our mouths.

Then balk at returning the favour. LMAO.

CanwllCorfe 07-08-2013 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 216 (Post 1341372)
i dont like feelin like im the only one givin a **** if the other person is having a good time. with this girl ive been casually seeing i wanna just yell at her ACT LIKE YOU ****IN CARE WHEN BLOWING ME cause its just the same rhythym and head bobbin over and over. and i try to direct her and its like a damn chore and she will only listen for like 2 seconds. i like eating her and i know what im doing but she sits there and im not even close to gettin off so i start closin my eyes and thinkin about other girls blowing me to try and get off. i just want her to lick my balls or ass or say somethin dirty or just seem enthusiastic. pretend i dont even care.

and then im like ok why am i even bothering with her but then i think.....is bad pizza still good pizza?? i dont know.

Man that's rough. :( Did you try doing it without the gun?


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