It's guys like that who make girls not want to suck dick.

there was no character called Tim in the Outsider's.

Don't pull a Gary Rennie on me

Also there are so many dudes who are really awful at giving head that it's a wonder we even bother

I've never once (and I have fucked a lot of dudes) had a dude who could get me off through oral alone without me having to grab him by his hair and fuck his face instead.

Like good god, they were horrible at taking direction too. I'd direct them and be like "no this is what gets me off" and they'd go back to their little routine within 30-60 seconds. Ugh.

The only times I could get off was during 69ing, because I had double the stimulation going on (I get turned on by sucking dick, tbh, unless the guy is someone I really detest then I just make him fuck me)

im not sure if that is an purposely ironic post, providing a great example of double standards or actually serious lol

I guess this demonstrates why one should be careful when chatting online with Hermione.

lol it's actually a clip from my MB Cafe video and youtube doesn't like to use the right captions for their videos.

To me who have not seen the MB cafe videos, it looked like a screenshot from a private chat between you and Herm.

Good to see that's not the case then ;)

You missed out on a few other gems as well

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/54...ml#post1338667

I personally like the "pakistani" one.

tore you have to pay for those private chats :laughing::laughing::laughing:


one thing i hate about sex is sweating so much cause it makes me not wanna do missionary and i like that position. this one time back when i had longer hair, sweat drops were dripping right down on this one girls face and she was like wtf. and then after that i was always hyper aware of it.