Originally Posted by 216 (Post 1341372)

i dont like feelin like im the only one givin a **** if the other person is having a good time. with this girl ive been casually seeing i wanna just yell at her ACT LIKE YOU ****IN CARE WHEN BLOWING ME cause its just the same rhythym and head bobbin over and over. and i try to direct her and its like a damn chore and she will only listen for like 2 seconds. i like eating her and i know what im doing but she sits there and im not even close to gettin off so i start closin my eyes and thinkin about other girls blowing me to try and get off. i just want her to lick my balls or ass or say somethin dirty or just seem enthusiastic. pretend i dont even care.

and then im like ok why am i even bothering with her but then i think.....is bad pizza still good pizza?? i dont know.

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1341375)

:laughing: rite?

Some dudes act like their dick is made out of chocolate and ejaculates money, like we should be honoured to have it in our mouths.

Then balk at returning the favour. LMAO.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1341382)

I usually dunk mine in pop rocks right before the deed. Imagine the surprise and then the delicious fruity knob job on top. Its spectacular.

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1341386)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw...oo1_r1_250.gif
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw...oo5_r1_250.gif

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1341388)

Must have quoted the wrong person, it happens.

Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1341390)

Oh yeah I meant
http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/...ps2f965e78.png

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1341393)

HAHAHA Poor DJ. Like an energizer bunny, ready and willing.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1341395)

lol that's not a bad thing.