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Old 06-25-2009, 01:10 AM   #941 (permalink)
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LOL Vanilla... milk...
Know what's going to ruin your sex life?
Breastfeeding.

Cause babies bite too.



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Never mind... it'll be marriage that ruins it.


I know! I'm so not popping one out until I'm positive I can still maintain a sex life afterwards. Ewww now I'm thinking about a baby biting them might turn me on....EWWWW get it out of my head!!! ****ing sick.
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:13 AM   #942 (permalink)
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I know! I'm so not popping one out until I'm positive I can still maintain a sex life afterwards. Ewww now I'm thinking about a baby biting them might turn me on....EWWWW get it out of my head!!! ****ing sick.

Haha... I don't even know what to say right now.
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:27 AM   #943 (permalink)
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Haha... I don't even know what to say right now.
Sometimes there are just no words.
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:29 AM   #944 (permalink)
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Sometimes there are just no words.
See? The tongue is not always the answer.
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:30 AM   #945 (permalink)
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See? The tongue is not always the answer.
Then what is the answer young Jedi?
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:39 AM   #946 (permalink)
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Um.. no words?

Sorry.. my joke failed.
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:42 AM   #947 (permalink)
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Um.. no words?

Sorry.. my joke failed.


I still dig you.
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:27 PM   #948 (permalink)
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So........who here has any experience with sex? *whistles*
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:39 PM   #949 (permalink)
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So........who here has any experience with sex? *whistles*
Looks like you're alone on this one pal. I gotta go, I'm just not comfortable being alone in here with another man... sorry.
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:42 PM   #950 (permalink)
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I had sex once. It was sticky and slightly gross. Never again.
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