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Old 05-18-2011, 03:46 AM   #4121 (permalink)
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Sk...exzactly how many are you going through a decade?
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:51 AM   #4122 (permalink)
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Well I don't trust the ****ers at all so I do like my girlfriends to be on some sort of anticonception thingy. But err, dunno. Lost count. Not much now as I haven't got a girlfriend right now and the girlfriend I had has been on the pill for so long...
I have some spare ones though, who knows when I may need them. Not in a hurry.
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Old 05-18-2011, 04:09 AM   #4123 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2011, 04:15 AM   #4124 (permalink)
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That actually is quite small. I'd even take S_K's penis, and you know...
there you go, you see how small it is and women fucking love it? the girth on it is pretty thick which they love and of course the vibrations but 9/10 women will take girth size or length size unless they are a size queen.
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Old 05-18-2011, 04:57 AM   #4125 (permalink)
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how can that be racist? that should even be a compliment for black people.
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:16 AM   #4126 (permalink)
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how can that be racist? that should even be a compliment for black people.
yeah all blacks have 8-inch penises
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:26 AM   #4127 (permalink)
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how can that be racist? that should even be a compliment for black people.
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:07 AM   #4128 (permalink)
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It's a body part if you dont wash of course it smells, dicks, pussys, you could 3 tentacles down there it would smell

I wouldnt call it a trademark of a vagina to smell like rotten fish, though. harsh. natural pheromones...the smell is programmed to make dicks hard.

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nah, I'm quite big for an Asian, actually

all Malaysian condoms don't fit me

i buy imported Trojan Magnums
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:09 AM   #4129 (permalink)
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nah, I'm quite big for an Asian, actually

all Malaysian condoms don't fit me

i buy imported Trojan Magnums
I call bull****.
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:11 AM   #4130 (permalink)
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