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Old 05-19-2011, 02:28 PM   #4201 (permalink)
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I know. At least a dozen posts have said that in this thread. But I'd still be willing to bet my entire life savings that if you polled every single straight woman on Earth which they prefered, 3 inchers or 8 inchers, the majority would definitely choose 8 inchers. The whole "well anything over 3 inches is pointless" is something used by guys with shrimp dicks

*cue series of females lying and saying they prefer 3 inch dong



I've read your posts a few times now and I'm still confused to be honest. It sounds like you are comparing two different things in oral sex and intercourse. Fingers and tongue should be better for stimulating the clit because that's not real the main objective of intercourse like it is with oral.
I'm really not comparing two different things. And i personally have rubbed ***** while i've ****ed a girl, it is possible to do both. And some women like to rub their own clit during intercourse, its not unfathomable. I'll just chalk it up to miscommunication, no harm no foul. It is just a bunch of strangers discussing bumping uglies in the end, so no offense honestly.
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:58 PM   #4202 (permalink)
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I know. At least a dozen posts have said that in this thread. But I'd still be willing to bet my entire life savings that if you polled every single straight woman on Earth which they prefered, 3 inchers or 8 inchers, the majority would definitely choose 8 inchers. The whole "well anything over 3 inches is pointless" is something used by guys with shrimp dicks

*cue series of females lying and saying they prefer 3 inch dong
Not all women are size queens but one of the reasons they may prefer one that is slightly longer than 3 inches is because if they want a certain position the space between their bodies and a 3 incher isn't going to get very far into the actual 3 inches inside of their vagina that's why an average of 5-6 inches is usually preferred.

They actually prefer girth over length which has been discussed countless times in this thread but some guys never get/understand that.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:14 PM   #4203 (permalink)
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Not all women are size queens but one of the reasons they may prefer one that is slightly longer than 3 inches is because if they want a certain position the space between their bodies and a 3 incher isn't going to get very far into the actual 3 inches inside of their vagina that's why an average of 5-6 inches is usually preferred.

They actually prefer girth over length which has been discussed countless times in this thread but some guys never get/understand that.
I think that's too much of a generalisation man. There are all sorts of woman that like all sorts of cock. Girth, length, big, small, long, short, fat, skinny.

At the end of the day, it's all really about how enthusiastic you are. I don't think she'll be getting the tape measure out if you're getting her screaming and squirting all over the kitchen table

cos lets not forget here. Women should be in the kitchen at all possible times.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:21 PM   #4204 (permalink)
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I think size is probably important to a point. The difference between 3 and 5 inches would spell disappointment to a girl (generalistion I know) wheras the difference between 5 and 7 would be more of meh reaction.

Women, I don't understand you and am happy to confess it, I am just trying to get involved, my one is sleeping.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:25 PM   #4205 (permalink)
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I think size is probably important to a point. The difference between 3 and 5 inches would spell disappointment to a girl (generalistion I know) wheras the difference between 5 and 7 would be more of meh reaction.

Women, I don't understand you and am happy to confess it, I am just trying to get involved, my one is sleeping.
I find your use of the possesive "my" to be offensive.

Women are not objects dude. They're just like us...except not as smart or strong and they sometimes cant solve simple arthmetic. That's why we're superior to them and we have to look after them
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I find your use of the possesive "my" to be offensive.

Women are not objects dude. They're just like us...except not as smart or strong and they sometimes cant solve simple arthmetic. That's why we're superior to them and we have to look after them
The possessive use of my is really only a symptom of what is a much larger problem crukster, i mean you know women had to fight for the right to vote........
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:33 PM   #4207 (permalink)
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The possessive use of my is really only a symptom of what is a much larger problem crukster, i mean you know women had to fight for the right to vote........
well exactly...they are not very smart... it's not difficult you just pick up a ballet and tick the box


only a woman could make such a fuss out of that bless their little hearts...gotta love em
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:53 PM   #4208 (permalink)
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The average depth of a vagina is like six inches guys

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and when we're aroused, they expand widthwise.
Anything larger than 7 in most cases bumps the cervix and isn't any fun
What you really should be worrying about is if your dick is curved, that's much better than a large one
mine is curved but to the wrong side

and you guys, give it up, we all know the most sexual expereince all of you have, including me, is with a PC mouse
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Mine happens to be with medical books, *******
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Mine happens to be with medical books, *******
Because cross-sections of dissected penises and vaginas are sooooo hot!
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