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Old 03-02-2012, 07:55 AM   #4771 (permalink)
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no i only watch my partner pee and get off on it
I don't think you're joking are you Il Minded Duce?
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Old 03-02-2012, 07:56 AM   #4772 (permalink)
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erm no i'm a very perverted man
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:18 AM   #4773 (permalink)
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erm no i'm a very perverted man
We hadn't noticed.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:28 AM   #4774 (permalink)
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This thread has destroyed my innocence forever.
It would probably have done the same for me... but I don't know what half of these words mean. I think Batlord tried to explain what voyeurism was a while ago, and I still don't quite get it.
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erm no i'm a very perverted man
Our relationship is deteriorating, sir. Originally I thought it was about the music, but now apparently there's some kind of weird urine fetish of yours I have to satisfy? I don't think I could ever pee with someone getting aroused watching me, not even you.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:31 AM   #4775 (permalink)
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Salami's avatar destroyed my innocence a while ago.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:48 AM   #4776 (permalink)
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Salami's avatar destroyed my innocence a while ago.
At least you've not been violated by Prince like I have.
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:58 AM   #4777 (permalink)
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The sexual boredom thread? Sex is hardly boring!
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:04 PM   #4778 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2012, 12:30 PM   #4779 (permalink)
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The sexual boredom thread? Sex is hardly boring!
20 bucks says it Urban. I'll show him some boring sex!





















































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Old 03-02-2012, 12:35 PM   #4780 (permalink)
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