The Sexual Experience Thread

[Howard the Duck]

i haven't had sex for a month and it's killing me

[Farfisa]

Originally Posted by The Virgin

that's impossible. no man on earth can live without sex or masturbating for a week.

I never said I didn't masturbate.

[DoctorSoft]

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

I never sad I didn't masturbate.

[Howard the Duck]

I'm never sad because I didn't masturbate

[Farfisa]

Oh shoot, typo.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Il Duce

I'm never sad because I didn't masturbate

I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is shoulg be.

[EvilChuck]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is shoulg be.

Then just stop. You'll find you're getting more boners that way as well, because you arent relieving the tension, and that'll give you the motivation to go out and get laid.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is should be.

I'm the same way as you with the feeling of having to do it at least once a day but it's not a chore for me but more of a habit. I usually do it to relax myself even more before going to lay down so I can fall asleep easily.

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I'm the same way as you with the feeling of having to do it at least once a day but it's not a chore for me but more of a habit. I usually do it to relax myself even more before going to lay down so I can fall asleep easily.

yeah same here as well - a force of habit - take the sleeping meds then wank then blissful sleep

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Then just stop. You'll find you're getting more boners that way as well, because you arent relieving the tension, and that'll give you the motivation to go out and get laid.

But that's the point. It's not like I set out to do it. I just pop a boner and I gotta relieve it or else I won't be able to concentrate on anything else.