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Old 06-03-2011, 12:58 AM   #4271 (permalink)
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i haven't had sex for a month and it's killing me
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:19 AM   #4272 (permalink)
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that's impossible. no man on earth can live without sex or masturbating for a week.
I never said I didn't masturbate.

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Old 06-03-2011, 07:07 AM   #4273 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 09:36 AM   #4274 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:11 AM   #4275 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:15 AM   #4276 (permalink)
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I'm never sad because I didn't masturbate
I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is shoulg be.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:14 PM   #4277 (permalink)
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I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is shoulg be.
Then just stop. You'll find you're getting more boners that way as well, because you arent relieving the tension, and that'll give you the motivation to go out and get laid.
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Old 06-03-2011, 03:59 PM   #4278 (permalink)
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I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is should be.
I'm the same way as you with the feeling of having to do it at least once a day but it's not a chore for me but more of a habit. I usually do it to relax myself even more before going to lay down so I can fall asleep easily.
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:01 PM   #4279 (permalink)
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I'm the same way as you with the feeling of having to do it at least once a day but it's not a chore for me but more of a habit. I usually do it to relax myself even more before going to lay down so I can fall asleep easily.
yeah same here as well - a force of habit - take the sleeping meds then wank then blissful sleep
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Old 06-04-2011, 10:15 AM   #4280 (permalink)
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Then just stop. You'll find you're getting more boners that way as well, because you arent relieving the tension, and that'll give you the motivation to go out and get laid.
But that's the point. It's not like I set out to do it. I just pop a boner and I gotta relieve it or else I won't be able to concentrate on anything else.
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