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Old 04-02-2012, 10:33 PM   #5051 (permalink)
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I'm never going to get laid again...sob.
well, New Zealand ain't that far from Malaysia

*hint*
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:35 PM   #5052 (permalink)
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Haven't had sex in a week or so. Meh, female bodies and nature just sucks...
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:05 AM   #5053 (permalink)
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Yeah, about 3 hours ago


Too bad you don't live here. I know two great guys who are good looking and single and who won't waste your time.
Dayum I've got to get myself over to you! Kiwi guys are stupid and mean, no respect. That's why I've always dated international men.

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Did not know this problem existed for women.
Hehe no it doesn't, I could get laid easily but I want to find a guy who has time to date me. I got dumped over a txt the other day by a 29 year old guy. So pathetic.

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Yip sure is!

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Old 04-03-2012, 08:55 AM   #5054 (permalink)
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Dayum I've got to get myself over to you! Kiwi guys are stupid and mean, no respect. That's why I've always dated international men.
I could say the same thing about guys I know who are just from Canada. Not all of them but a few of them. That's why I went for a Serbian guy, haha

You'd be in luck with these guys I mentioned because both of them are from Europe
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Old 04-03-2012, 09:30 AM   #5055 (permalink)
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Haven't had sex in a week or so.
Since 2004.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:11 AM   #5056 (permalink)
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I actually thought he was gay, no offense intended milano.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:20 AM   #5057 (permalink)
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Also keep in mind that I was a virgin until about...a month ago. I'm still getting used to it!
Exactly. Nobody that is new to sex can last very long, unless they beat their meat and watch porn excessively, even then they might not. No amount of porn and chicken choking can prepare you for the moment when the beaver is on your wood.
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Old 04-03-2012, 10:33 AM   #5058 (permalink)
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Question for the Brits: Is this what passes for 'beautiful' over there, or is it just her swole head?

Seriously, I thought the article was an April Fools joke, but if it is then it's a day late!
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Old 04-03-2012, 11:41 AM   #5059 (permalink)
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I actually thought he was gay, no offense intended milano.
Lawl. No worries. I surprisingly get that a lot.
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Old 04-03-2012, 11:44 AM   #5060 (permalink)
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For a long time people thought I was asexual because I had never kissed a guy until I was 20, almost 21. I was just late to the game.
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