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Old 12-08-2011, 06:52 AM   #4551 (permalink)
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i haven't had any "normal" sex in 2 years

i've only received blow-jobs, handjobs and given my fiancee anal

(she wants to preserve her hymen for some reason, until marriage)
She probably doesn't even have a hymen. That's ludicrous. Sex is sex.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:12 AM   #4552 (permalink)
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i want to fuack, fuack, fuack you, fuack you
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:17 AM   #4553 (permalink)
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Just wrong-hole her and say 'oops'. That's what I'd do if I was a guy.
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:52 AM   #4554 (permalink)
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different sensation

and yes, she is still a virgin so there's a bit of work and some blood
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:10 AM   #4555 (permalink)
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I think its quite a weird way to go about things. I understand people who don't have sex but give bj's and stuff, but I've never heard anyone to get anal as some sort of replacement.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:08 PM   #4556 (permalink)
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i haven't had any "normal" sex in 2 years

i've only received blow-jobs, handjobs and given my fiancee anal

(she wants to preserve her hymen for some reason, until marriage)
Say what? Anal sex preserves virginity? What sort of logic is that?

Anyway, I thought the hymen was more or less bull****. (As in it not saying anything about whether one had sex.)
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:20 PM   #4557 (permalink)
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Some women aren't even born with one and most hymens break in childhood aswell. Wrong-hole her.
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:01 PM   #4559 (permalink)
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I think its quite a weird way to go about things. I understand people who don't have sex but give bj's and stuff, but I've never heard anyone to get anal as some sort of replacement.
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Say what? Anal sex preserves virginity? What sort of logic is that?

Anyway, I thought the hymen was more or less bull****. (As in it not saying anything about whether one had sex.)
i have no idea

she runs on her own logic
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:40 PM   #4560 (permalink)
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i have no idea

she runs on her own logic
As long as it doesn't bug you its probably not a problem. Do you ever ask her about it?
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