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Old 07-15-2012, 09:02 AM   #5331 (permalink)
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He didn't. He called him/her a tart. Mmmm. Tart.
Mmmm rhubarb tart.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:15 PM   #5332 (permalink)
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Mars Bar Pancakes.

Thank god I work out.
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Old 07-16-2012, 05:16 AM   #5333 (permalink)
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Yeah food is pretty sexual, lol
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Old 07-16-2012, 09:42 AM   #5334 (permalink)
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Mars Bar Pancakes.

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I...I...I've never thought of doing this. Why have I never thought of doing this? WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!
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Old 07-16-2012, 12:21 PM   #5335 (permalink)
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Fairs better than the most transcending climatic orgasm of life in my books. :p

Usually you can wrap it around crepes as well. As long as it melted either way.

The shiz.
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Old 07-16-2012, 02:09 PM   #5336 (permalink)
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maaaan. I came here for some fricking horny women and all i got was food porn. hahaha... probably better actually!
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:22 PM   #5337 (permalink)
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I don't why but lately I have had sexual tensions with some hot women back in yard in Minnesota. I remember one time I went to Sam's Club and this woman was happily displaying her big juicy booty to me and I was like damn I want to spank that booty which is nice and juicy. I love booty.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:23 PM   #5338 (permalink)
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I don't why but lately I have had sexual tensions with some hot women back in yard in Minnesota. I remember one time I went to Sam's Club and this woman was happily displaying her big juicy booty to me and I was like damn I want to spank that booty which is nice and juicy. I love booty.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:23 PM   #5339 (permalink)
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I don't why but lately I have had sexual tensions with some hot women back in yard in Minnesota. I remember one time I went to Sam's Club and this woman was happily displaying her big juicy booty to me and I was like damn I want to spank that booty which is nice and juicy. I love booty.
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Old 07-20-2012, 06:01 PM   #5340 (permalink)
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Juicy booty?
I hope she was buying a case of booty powder.
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