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Old 07-26-2012, 10:41 AM   #5431 (permalink)
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If that's what you think about, then maybe there were other reasons why it didn't work out with the Asian girl.
She was japanese. And just slightly hairy.
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:45 AM   #5432 (permalink)
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She was japanese. And just slightly hairy.
Last time I checked, Japanese were Asian. And don't change the subject. I implied that you were into stinky old men beating off. Defend yourself.
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:48 AM   #5433 (permalink)
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I implied that you were into stinky old men beating off.
What's wrong with that?
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:56 AM   #5434 (permalink)
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Are you or are you not a curvy woman?
Curvy is such a broad term. I'm pretty average...

You start checking out my ass and guaranteed my boyfriend will come after you like a wild rabid animal! And trust me, you don't want that, lol
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:58 AM   #5435 (permalink)
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What's wrong with that?
They'd probably be a starfish.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:06 AM   #5436 (permalink)
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Last time I checked, Japanese were Asian. And don't change the subject. I implied that you were into stinky old men beating off. Defend yourself.
I implied her dog reminded me of a stinky old man beating off in a corner. You implied that i was into that. I feel no need to defend myself, If I was into that then why would i need to defend myself anyway. Tell the truth you are a lil bit aroused now arent you?
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:08 AM   #5437 (permalink)
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Tell the truth you are a lil bit aroused now arent you?
Well yeah, but that's normal. It's impossible to tell whether I'm horny about the Japanese girl, the old man, the dog, or all of the above.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:11 AM   #5438 (permalink)
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Well yeah, but that's normal. It's impossible to tell whether I'm horny about the Japanese girl, the old man, the dog, or all of the above.
I think your conjuring an old japanese dog . I know i did the first time.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:11 AM   #5439 (permalink)
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Curvy is such a broad term. I'm pretty average...

You start checking out my ass and guaranteed my boyfriend will come after you like a wild rabid animal! And trust me, you don't want that, lol
OK, you do have a nice booty. Nice to hear. I will respect that. Your boyfriend is very protective knowing how very sexy you are.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:15 AM   #5440 (permalink)
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OK, you do have a nice booty. Nice to hear. I will respect that. Your boyfriend is very protective knowing how very sexy you are.
I just have to applaud you for not being at all creepy.
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