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Old 08-01-2012, 11:39 PM   #5571 (permalink)
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Yeah I heard that from some other people as well. Same with smoking making semen taste terrible. I wouldn't really know though, because my boyfriend doesn't smoke and he's a huge meat eater.
He likes eating the sausage eh?

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You got two sides. You got the soft side but a tough side. I dig that. Plus you are so beautiful.
She is exceptionally beautiful.
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Old 08-02-2012, 03:57 AM   #5572 (permalink)
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Awww wit, I missed the orgy. Where was it held?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 08-02-2012, 05:58 AM   #5573 (permalink)
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Awww wit, I missed the orgy. Where was it held?
In my pants!
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:52 AM   #5574 (permalink)
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In my pants!
Dude, that's called masturbating, and it's not an orgy. Unless, of course, four or more people are watching.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:07 AM   #5575 (permalink)
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Dude, that's called masturbating, and it's not an orgy. Unless, of course, four or more people are watching.
maybe he put sex-crazed ferrets in them
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:08 AM   #5576 (permalink)
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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:11 AM   #5577 (permalink)
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You got two sides. You got the soft side but a tough side. I dig that. Plus you are so beautiful.
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He likes eating the sausage eh?

She is exceptionally beautiful.
LOL! I knew somebody would take that out of context

And thanks bb, you are beautiful too!

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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
Bestiality?
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:16 AM   #5578 (permalink)
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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
I like to call that, simply, adopting the natural barbaric ways of the human race.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:23 AM   #5579 (permalink)
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Well, duh. I mean with more than one animal.
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:25 AM   #5580 (permalink)
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Which brings up an interesting point. Can one engage in an orgy with animals where one is the only human? Or is that called something else?
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Bestiality?
i meant the ferrets were having sex in his pants, not having sex with him

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Well, duh. I mean with more than one animal.
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