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Old 09-17-2012, 09:24 AM   #6081 (permalink)
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I don't really have a problem with having to adjust when I'm standing up, but when I'm sitting down, chafing is the bane of my existence. Doesn't matter whether my pants or underwear are tight, my junk just falls into an uncomfortable position and I need to adjust.
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:44 AM   #6082 (permalink)
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I don't really have a problem with having to adjust when I'm standing up, but when I'm sitting down, chafing is the bane of my existence. Doesn't matter whether my pants or underwear are tight, my junk just falls into an uncomfortable position and I need to adjust.
I never encounter these problems you guys speak of. And If I did I would do it out of the publics eye, because i'm thoughtful that way. Boxer Briefs are changing the way we live.
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:45 AM   #6083 (permalink)
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I don't really have a problem with having to adjust when I'm standing up, but when I'm sitting down, chafing is the bane of my existence. Doesn't matter whether my pants or underwear are tight, my junk just falls into an uncomfortable position and I need to adjust.
when i'm sitting down, it's usually behind a desk or table so no problems adjusting
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:52 AM   #6084 (permalink)
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I never encounter these problems you guys speak of. And If I did I would do it out of the publics eye, because i'm thoughtful that way. Boxer Briefs are changing the way we live.
So you wear boxer briefs and don't feel the need to constantly adjust yourself? My boyfriend wears them but still shuffles things around. wtf.
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:54 AM   #6085 (permalink)
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So you wear boxer briefs and don't feel the need to constantly adjust yourself? My boyfriend wears them but still shuffles things around. wtf.
I'm circumcised, maybe his extra flap of elephant skin gets folded up inside. This might take some investigation, better have him remove his pants the next time you see him.
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:56 AM   #6086 (permalink)
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I never encounter these problems you guys speak of.
Well, we can't all have such small penises now can we?

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And If I did I would do it out of the publics eye, because i'm thoughtful that way. Boxer Briefs are changing the way we live.
I understand that people have hangups, but isn't it rather unreasonable for society to expect me to be uncomfortable just to not upset their outdated Victorian era issues? It's a penis. So what?
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:58 AM   #6087 (permalink)
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I understand that people have hangups, but isn't it rather unreasonable for society to expect me to be uncomfortable just to not upset their outdated Victorian era issues? It's a penis. So what?

If you want to walk around with penis-sweat soaked hands all day then your just flatout gross. As for my small penis, i'm only there for me anyway.
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Old 09-17-2012, 10:01 AM   #6088 (permalink)
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If you want to walk around with penis-sweat soaked hands all day then your just flatout gross. As for my small penis, i'm only there for me anyway.
Dude, perhaps you should reconsider your hygiene regimen if your hand comes away soaked in sweat every time you adjust yourself.
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Dude, perhaps you should reconsider your hygiene regimen if your hand comes away soaked in sweat every time you adjust yourself.
I don't adjust myself pay attention.
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Old 09-17-2012, 10:04 AM   #6090 (permalink)
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I don't adjust myself pay attention.
Well then lay off the self pollution.
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