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Old 10-06-2012, 10:24 AM   #6231 (permalink)
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Whats up , freaks.
This being the Sexual Experience Thread, I think it's pretty obvious "what's up".
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:08 PM   #6232 (permalink)
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One thing that I have heard is that sex tends to be good when a man cooks around the house. I think I plan to do that especially if I decide to be with a white woman.
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:48 AM   #6233 (permalink)
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One thing that I have heard is that sex tends to be good when a man cooks around the house. I think I plan to do that especially if I decide to be with a white woman.
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:49 AM   #6234 (permalink)
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One thing that I have heard is that sex tends to be good when a man cooks around the house. I think I plan to do that especially if I decide to be with a white woman.
I...uh, what?
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:56 AM   #6235 (permalink)
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One thing that I have heard is that sex tends to be good when a man cooks around the house. I think I plan to do that especially if I decide to be with a white woman.
Cooking around the house?

I'll give that a try.
You got any recipes for the bathroom?
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:00 AM   #6236 (permalink)
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I think he means having sex while cooking around the house. Like fucking in the shed while balancing a hot plate on an old box of clothes and rustling up a steak.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:02 AM   #6237 (permalink)
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So I've got to have sex WHILE I'm cooking in a room with no ovens or cooking utensils?
This sounds complicated
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:08 AM   #6238 (permalink)
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Yes, they are the rules. Especially if you decide to be with a white woman.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:15 AM   #6239 (permalink)
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Yes, they are the rules. Especially if you decide to be with a white woman.
What if she's black?
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:16 AM   #6240 (permalink)
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So I've got to have sex WHILE I'm cooking in a room with no ovens or cooking utensils?
This sounds complicated
And I thought sexual adventure was dead...
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