The Sexual Experience Thread

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Fal

It's also stupid, good sex for the woman is also good sex for the man because it works the glans. If all you want to do is see how close you can come to get your balls in you may as well have a wank and stay home.

You also forget that these broads you pick up on one night stands ain't no kind of purists... I'm not picking up librarians here.
You understand these girl's minds, you understand their clits. Situationally, the girl is getting off just as fine as I am most of the time.

I wasn't saying deep wins all the time, every time... Sex feels good regardless. It's in the moment you decide what to do. It's not like you sit here and plan these things out. And sex is just as mental as it is physical, ESPECIALLY for women.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Fal

If the sex is purely about getting your own rocks off, pretty much. Sex is about having two people involved, self-masturbatory habits don't get far beyond exactly that: self-masturbation. If all you want to do is remind you how much you love yourself, go have a wank in a room with a mirror.

I'm starting to wonder whether you've ever actually had sex before...

[Barnard17]

Yeah, that's right, in any internet argument you are always eminently more qualified than anyone that dares to disagree with you egocentric opinion. I'm sure you're out every night with women lined up ten a penny just waiting to have a bit of Dali doing not-very-much inside them.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Fal

Yeah, that's right, in any internet argument you are always eminently more qualified than anyone that dares to disagree with you egocentric opinion. I'm sure you're out every night with women lined up ten a penny just waiting to have a bit of Dali doing not-very-much inside them.

How typical of a response.
Am I supposed to dumb down my own observational experience of things just so it fits your narrow-minded view?

Look man, I'm not here to argue with you. I state things as I know them. You can look at it however you want, but I'm not going to sit here and consider you worth having to prove any kind of personal validity over.
Do what you do... whatever makes you feel like more of a man.



P.S... You really fucked up the English language with your rushed response.
How's that for opinion?

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

P.S... You really fucked up the English language with your rushed response.
How's that for opinion?

Asinine and wrong. Apart from originally misspelling eminently as imminently, which isn't too bad at 3 in the morning, I'm yet to discern anything as egregious as you suggest in the semantics or syntax.

You were perfectly happy to have an argument until I refused to stoop to the level of pulling out internet PhDs on quantified love making. The next step down would be Godwin's Law but you'd have to make it pretty convoluted to work that in there.

[Freebase Dali]

You forgot your use of "you" instead of "your".
Easy mistake though, at 3 in the morning.

It reminds me of the mistake you made when you erroneously created an opinion of me and decided to vocalize it.
It's never good to expose your inadequacies that way. You should get that looked at. (try a mirror)

I'm done with you.
If you want to create something out of nothing again, try starting with your comprehensive abilities.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Fal

You were perfectly happy to have an argument until I refused to stoop to the level of pulling out internet PhDs on quantified love making. The next step down would be Godwin's Law but you'd have to make it pretty convoluted to work that in there.

Oh, funny you add this...

I'm going to go ahead and let you evolve long enough to understand what the hell it is I actually meant by the things I've said.
The only reason you're even putting up this much resistance is because I stated that I don't think you've ever been laid.
I know... it hurts, but seriously, you're not helping your case any.

You're simply reacting, and it's hilarious.
Good show, ol'e chap. Good show.


Toodles.

[Barnard17]

Sorry, you're decrying anything I can possibly say ever and painting me as some Neanderthal because while typing I dropped an R from "your"? And you say I'm the petty one? Being the big man is ignoring it and moving on with life, not having a bitch about a single typo and calling it "really ****ed up English".

Internet PhD, Grammar Nazi ... You've got Godwin's Law, Strawman and Ad Hominem (go on, claim I'm ***, that'll really prove your point) to go on the tickbox of "winning a discussion on the internet by bringing in utterly irrelevant points to try and obfuscate the point of the argument."

[Freebase Dali]

Wow... know what's most funny about this?

You're on the rag about me correcting your grammar... Meanwhile you're sitting here trying to correct my opinions and outlook of things. If you weren't, you wouldn't be imposing your opinions as a counter.
What's more... since this is the internet, are grammar and opinions really that much different?
If you realized that, you'd realize that no... they are not. Not on the internet.
Here, you're just serving as fun for me.
If you felt the same, we'd both be having fun.

All I want out of this is for you to stop being ridiculously unintelligent. Or you can just stop talking... either one will work fine. I'm game for either choice.

Wake up, mr. Fal.
You're a tool. What you let me do with you is up to you.

[Freebase Dali]

Anyway, I'm tired of spamming this thread with this utterly ridiculous argument.

Fal, by request, please do not respond.
Just go about your merry way.
Have a crisp or something.
Better yet, go get laid.

Either way, I'm done.
P.S... you should really accept my friend request. I think it's pretty manly.