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Old 10-10-2012, 08:49 AM   #6261 (permalink)
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No, not good enough. I need a full five course gourmet meal. Maybe more. Not the ****ty meals that college students typically eat.
Five bowls of Top Ramen it is!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:09 AM   #6262 (permalink)
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Five bowls of Top Ramen it is!
You're a clever one, aren't you? It better be some ****ing fancy ramen.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:11 AM   #6263 (permalink)
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You're a clever one, aren't you? It better be some ****ing fancy ramen.
not really, everybody loves ramen...
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:28 AM   #6264 (permalink)
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not really, everybody loves ramen...


Dumbass.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:36 AM   #6265 (permalink)
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So where is my gourmet ramen? Hmmm?
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:47 AM   #6266 (permalink)
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So where is my gourmet ramen? Hmmm?
We do an noodle exchange at the same time. Yank it or leave it.
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:56 PM   #6267 (permalink)
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So, I was getting a massage the other day. When all of the sudden, she's naked. Two other women came in the room and started taking their clothes off. Then I looked at my penis and it turned into a golden dragon.

Then I was awake.
thats a shame
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:13 PM   #6268 (permalink)
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So, I was getting a massage the other day. When all of the sudden, she's naked. Two other women came in the room and started taking their clothes off. Then I looked at my penis and it turned into a golden dragon.

Then I was awake.
Wow that is a weird thing. I feel for you.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:40 PM   #6269 (permalink)
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Wow that is a weird thing. I feel for you.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 10-11-2012, 01:56 AM   #6270 (permalink)
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