The Sexual Experience Thread

[Justthefacts]

Originally Posted by Conan

Roger Ebert gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up.

"Phenomenal" says The Guardian.

"The best sex of the year" raves The New York Times

I don't think Roger Ebert's had quality sex in awhile

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Conan

Roger Ebert gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up.

"Phenomenal" says The Guardian.

"The best sex of the year" raves The New York Times

[Bloozcrooz]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Quality not quantity.

Not so fast now...if were talking quantity as in...multiple partners=

[AlecRob]

Originally Posted by Conan

Weed really does take sex to a whole new level. Alcohol is horrible. Opiants just feel groovy all around but extend sex by like 5 hours.

What's really interesting is having sex on acid. I was fucking some weird two headed zebra striped space alien and mid-way through it occurred to me that all temporal experiences are merely illusions of living in the moment and that down to the tiniest fractions of measurable time I was immortalized in what we might call the past when speaking from a linear perspective. And then I opened my eyes and it turns out I was just fapping in the shower.

Lmao

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by RTSullivan

Last night me and my girlfriend broke our record of 8 times in one day, our record now stands at 10 times. I know how that sounds but I do genuinely think that's pretty impressive, make of that what you will.

Cool .. now you probably got some new scars to brag about.

So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?

I know what you're wondering and the answer is no, I haven't.

[Circe]

Originally Posted by tore

surprise rimming?

My nightmares have just been upgraded.

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by Circe

My nightmares have just been upgraded.

I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by tore

I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.

F*cking SIG'D!

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by tore

I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.

OH MY GOD. If I can't properly enjoy oral sex again (because that visual is burned into my brain now), it's your fault!

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by tore

Cool .. now you probably got some new scars to brag about.

So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?

I know what you're wondering and the answer is no, I haven't.

*Shifty eyes*

Spoiler for Not for the faint of heart:

How did you know?! I went home with a guy years ago who was eating me out when all of a sudden he stuck his tongue INSIDE my asshole and started sucking on it!! I freaked and told him to stop. Sooooo sick.