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Old 04-18-2013, 12:59 PM   #7471 (permalink)
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The area of the body we are talking about is about the least hygienic you can get. If I stick something there, it won't be my tongue.
Dude take that girl in the shower and work it out. Personally ass favors aren't a real go to experiment for me, and i don't even like sliding the ol john dough in there either because it usually hurts the girl, but some chicks dig that stuff. You aren't as hardcore as your nail polish bro.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:02 PM   #7472 (permalink)
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You aren't as hardcore as your nail polish bro.
Was that directed at me? If so...

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Old 04-18-2013, 01:15 PM   #7473 (permalink)
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The area of the body we are talking about is about the least hygienic you can get. If I stick something there, it won't be my tongue.
Fingernails are more unhygienic and I'd be willing to bet most anti-rimmers bite their nails.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:19 PM   #7474 (permalink)
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Would dive into lefty's arse with the force of 10,000 stampeding water buffalo.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:24 PM   #7475 (permalink)
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That's just gross. Ugh! Ass is off limits for me. It's just too gross to be a turn on for me. Luckily it's also off limits for him so I don't have anything to worry about, lol.
how do you know you wouldn't like it if you've never tried it? You are missing out tbh

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The area of the body we are talking about is about the least hygienic you can get. If I stick something there, it won't be my tongue.
Showers and wet wipes ARE a thing!
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:33 PM   #7476 (permalink)
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how do you know you wouldn't like it if you've never tried it? You are missing out tbh
Maybe as I get older and more experienced I'll give it a go but I think I'll leave it out of my repertoire for now.
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:51 PM   #7477 (permalink)
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Rimming a dude isn't that great
I imagine doing it on a girl would be much easier
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:53 PM   #7478 (permalink)
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Would dive into lefty's arse with the force of 10,000 stampeding water buffalo.
Much better. Seriously, as Urban once said, I'd like to know just how much I can wreck that before I lose my security deposit.
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Old 04-18-2013, 02:28 PM   #7479 (permalink)
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Rimming a dude isn't that great
I imagine doing it on a girl would be much easier
The underside of a guy's genitals isn't all that visually appealing either, lol.
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:04 PM   #7480 (permalink)
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Rimming a dude isn't that great
I imagine doing it on a girl would be much easier
Uh, why? An anus is an anus. (try saying that five times fast)
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