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Old 10-30-2012, 09:30 PM   #6471 (permalink)
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Roger Ebert gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up.

"Phenomenal" says The Guardian.

"The best sex of the year" raves The New York Times
I don't think Roger Ebert's had quality sex in awhile
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:01 PM   #6472 (permalink)
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"Phenomenal" says The Guardian.

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Old 10-30-2012, 10:06 PM   #6473 (permalink)
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Not so fast now...if were talking quantity as in...multiple partners=
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:57 AM   #6474 (permalink)
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Weed really does take sex to a whole new level. Alcohol is horrible. Opiants just feel groovy all around but extend sex by like 5 hours.

What's really interesting is having sex on acid. I was fucking some weird two headed zebra striped space alien and mid-way through it occurred to me that all temporal experiences are merely illusions of living in the moment and that down to the tiniest fractions of measurable time I was immortalized in what we might call the past when speaking from a linear perspective. And then I opened my eyes and it turns out I was just fapping in the shower.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:11 AM   #6475 (permalink)
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Last night me and my girlfriend broke our record of 8 times in one day, our record now stands at 10 times. I know how that sounds but I do genuinely think that's pretty impressive, make of that what you will.
Cool .. now you probably got some new scars to brag about.

So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?

I know what you're wondering and the answer is no, I haven't.
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:52 PM   #6476 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:23 PM   #6477 (permalink)
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My nightmares have just been upgraded.
I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:35 PM   #6478 (permalink)
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I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:16 PM   #6479 (permalink)
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I guess it's most likely to happen to dames getting lip service on their bearded clams from over-enthusiastic brown nosers who suddenly go a bit further south than expected and end up trenching the badonkadonk.
OH MY GOD. If I can't properly enjoy oral sex again (because that visual is burned into my brain now), it's your fault!
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:33 PM   #6480 (permalink)
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Cool .. now you probably got some new scars to brag about.

So here's a general question to y'all. Anyone ever been the recipient of a surprise rimming?

I know what you're wondering and the answer is no, I haven't.
*Shifty eyes*

Spoiler for Not for the faint of heart:
How did you know?! I went home with a guy years ago who was eating me out when all of a sudden he stuck his tongue INSIDE my asshole and started sucking on it!! I freaked and told him to stop. Sooooo sick.
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