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Old 01-24-2013, 10:50 PM   #7141 (permalink)
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That's the only way I picture Paul Rudd
Me too.
Plus, the sideburns are uneventful and not conducive to a life of wonder and amazement.
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:51 PM   #7142 (permalink)
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Well I enjoyed your arms this evening, if that helps?
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:53 PM   #7143 (permalink)
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My ex-gf's dad was one of the big Porno directors from the 80's/90's. It's odd to think of all the orgasms he's provided me with. Both in movie form, and flesh.

He once caught us messing around. My pants were at my ankles. He was cool with it though.


He's awesome.
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:56 PM   #7144 (permalink)
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It's odd to think of all the orgasms he's provided me with.
haha ffs

What happened when he caught you? What did he say?
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:58 PM   #7145 (permalink)
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What happened when he caught you? What did he say?
He offered to come back later!
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:02 PM   #7146 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:08 PM   #7147 (permalink)
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thats ****ing creepy sounding omg
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:12 PM   #7148 (permalink)
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Yeah, we were really embarrassed and trying to convince him we were just making out. He left and we found him sitting outside the apartment building reading a book.
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:13 PM   #7149 (permalink)
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thats ****ing creepy sounding omg
You are creepy sounding omg.
Let's have some babies.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:24 AM   #7150 (permalink)
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You are creepy sounding omg.
Let's have some babies.
I'm down email me ur sperm and i'll get out my turkey baster
and film it and sell it for mad money
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