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Old 02-14-2013, 12:33 AM   #7161 (permalink)
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Has any dude on here ever wanked it backwards? You know, with your thumb pointed towards you pubes instead of away from it.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:18 AM   #7162 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:11 PM   #7163 (permalink)
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Any one have a fetish of slightly chubby girls in panties when the thigh goes slightly over their crotch... Cuz I do.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:24 PM   #7164 (permalink)
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Anyone have fetish of slightly tan girls with three freckles on their right forearm in strapless dresses that are sort of a periwinkle blue when they're eating just a single curly fry and the wind blows in the patio area and they have to move their hand really quickly to catch their napkin before it gets blown away and some guy is riding a segway across the street while listening to Bon Jovi on a pair of headphones that belong to his wife? Cuz I do.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:32 PM   #7165 (permalink)
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Anyone have fetish of slightly tan girls with three freckles on their right forearm in strapless dresses that are sort of a periwinkle blue when they're eating just a single curly fry and the wind blows in the patio area and they have to move their hand really quickly to catch their napkin before it gets blown away and some guy is riding a segway across the street while listening to Bon Jovi on a pair of headphones that belong to his wife? Cuz I do.
OMG.... GET OUT OF MY HEAD. Except you're wrong about the single curly fry. My fantasy babe is eating 1 and 3/16ths of a curly fry. Everything is also happening in reverse. But DAMN. So close!!!!!
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:00 AM   #7167 (permalink)
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:48 AM   #7168 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:56 AM   #7169 (permalink)
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Those CDs are clearly blank ones in a spindle case.

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Anyone have fetish of slightly tan girls with three freckles on their right forearm in strapless dresses that are sort of a periwinkle blue when they're eating just a single curly fry and the wind blows in the patio area and they have to move their hand really quickly to catch their napkin before it gets blown away and some guy is riding a segway across the street while listening to Bon Jovi on a pair of headphones that belong to his wife? Cuz I do.
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