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Old 04-16-2013, 10:11 AM   #7431 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2013, 10:26 AM   #7432 (permalink)
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Bathing is for the weak.
...and you've been calling Po a hippie... pot/kettle/black.
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Old 04-16-2013, 10:44 AM   #7433 (permalink)
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...and you've been calling Po a hippie... pot/kettle/black.
**** that ****. Musashi Miyamoto never bathed because he feared that he would be vulnerable to attack while in the tub, and he was no hippie.
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Old 04-16-2013, 11:09 AM   #7434 (permalink)
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**** that ****. Musashi Miyamoto never bathed because he feared that he would be vulnerable to attack while in the tub, and he was no hippie.
So you don't bathe since you're afraid of being attacked by what... a spider?

Makes sense.
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Old 04-16-2013, 02:54 PM   #7435 (permalink)
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Seafood curry sounds more like Indian Food. Interesting.

When I think Brazilian I think Fogo De Chao. I haven't eaten meat since 89, but churrascaria's are where its at for Brazilian eats.

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It does sound like that but it definitely isn't. I'll ask her officially what it is when I see her.
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Old 04-16-2013, 03:14 PM   #7436 (permalink)
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It does sound like that but it definitely isn't. I'll ask her officially what it is when I see her.
Speaking of food does anyone use food in their sexual practices? I've never really involved food all that much besides whipped cream.
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Old 04-16-2013, 03:22 PM   #7437 (permalink)
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Speaking of food does anyone use food in their sexual practices? I've never really involved food all that much besides whipped cream.
I will never not think of this when food and sex are in the same sentence.
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Old 04-16-2013, 03:24 PM   #7438 (permalink)
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I will never not think of this when food and sex are in the same sentence.
That was disturbing in a totally awesome way.
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Old 04-16-2013, 09:17 PM   #7439 (permalink)
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Speaking of food does anyone use food in their sexual practices? I've never really involved food all that much besides whipped cream.
I gave a Nutella blowjob once
also was going to try whipped cream but I was stoned so I just ate all of it

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Old 04-16-2013, 09:29 PM   #7440 (permalink)
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Speaking of food does anyone use food in their sexual practices? I've never really involved food all that much besides whipped cream.
lol, "sexual practices"

Yeah, whipped cream, and chocolate sauce. I DON'T recommend the chocolate sauce... sticky and messy as fuck.

Does feeding each other count too?
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