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Old 06-07-2013, 05:34 PM   #8431 (permalink)
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I'd have to be paid a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY. Even more if the other person is male...
Well first things, they don't pay the guys much in straight porn and you'd really make bank in gay porn though. They tend to pay more.

I wouldn't be able to do it. Maybe I might make more if I could make into some type of device bondage films.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 06-07-2013, 05:39 PM   #8432 (permalink)
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Wow, you guys are prudish. I'd do the vanilla one for like £5000. Gotta fund the hedonistic Uni life somehow.
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Old 06-07-2013, 05:51 PM   #8433 (permalink)
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Yeah, see as a female you might be able to fetch that.

They would probably only give us guys £500 if that much for straight porn.
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:00 PM   #8434 (permalink)
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Well first things, they don't pay the guys much in straight porn and you'd really make bank in gay porn though. They tend to pay more.

I wouldn't be able to do it. Maybe I might make more if I could make into some type of device bondage films.
He's just greedy. It's ok.
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:04 PM   #8435 (permalink)
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He's just greedy. It's ok.
lol sounds like you are his pimp.

How much are you selling him for?
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:24 PM   #8436 (permalink)
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I'll buy him for $500!
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:38 PM   #8437 (permalink)
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lol sounds like you are his pimp.

How much are you selling him for?
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I'll buy him for $500!
Hmmm... $100 more and I'll send him to you with chocolates.
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Hmmm... $100 more and I'll send him to you with chocolates.
OMG I love you! I want to marry both of you and be this amazing 3some couple.

You know my addiction to chocolates haha!
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:50 PM   #8439 (permalink)
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OMG I love you! I want to marry both of you and be this amazing 3some couple.

You know my addiction to chocolates haha!
Sexy polygamists.

A little more money and he'll say things in Serbian to you.
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Old 06-07-2013, 07:12 PM   #8440 (permalink)
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Sexy polygamists.

A little more money and he'll say things in Serbian to you.
Feck, take all my money, I want the sex, the drugs and the rock and roll baby.
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