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Old 07-08-2013, 02:53 PM   #8591 (permalink)
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i dont like feelin like im the only one givin a **** if the other person is having a good time. with this girl ive been casually seeing i wanna just yell at her ACT LIKE YOU ****IN CARE WHEN BLOWING ME cause its just the same rhythym and head bobbin over and over. and i try to direct her and its like a damn chore and she will only listen for like 2 seconds. i like eating her and i know what im doing but she sits there and im not even close to gettin off so i start closin my eyes and thinkin about other girls blowing me to try and get off. i just want her to lick my balls or ass or say somethin dirty or just seem enthusiastic. pretend i dont even care.

and then im like ok why am i even bothering with her but then i think.....is bad pizza still good pizza?? i dont know.
Be lucky she's even willing to suck you off.

I don't know what's going on lately but I've come across quite a few "I don't do that" females.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:56 PM   #8592 (permalink)
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rite?

Some dudes act like their dick is made out of chocolate and ejaculates money, like we should be honoured to have it in our mouths.

Then balk at returning the favour. LMAO.
I usually dunk mine in pop rocks right before the deed. Imagine the surprise and then the delicious fruity knob job on top. Its spectacular.
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I usually dunk mine in pop rocks right before the deed. Imagine the surprise and then the delicious fruity knob job on top. Its spectacular.

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Old 07-08-2013, 03:15 PM   #8594 (permalink)
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Must have quoted the wrong person, it happens.
Oh yeah I meant
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Old 07-08-2013, 03:17 PM   #8596 (permalink)
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LMAO hahaha
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HAHAHA Poor DJ. Like an energizer bunny, ready and willing.
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HAHAHA Poor DJ. Like an energizer bunny, ready and willing.
lol that's not a bad thing.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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lol that's not a bad thing.
Go get em dawg.
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Yeah his came out funnier than everyone else's tho
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