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Old 07-02-2013, 06:23 AM   #8491 (permalink)
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any others guys really like it when you are havin sex and shes suckin on your fingers. for some reason i really like that especialyl if shes tasting herself on my fingers.
I've done that myself but it's not something I really like I was just caught up in the moment but it felt very porn star-ish and not something I'd normally like to do.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 07-02-2013, 08:48 AM   #8492 (permalink)
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Yep, twice on Saturday in the morning then later on in the afternoon. I got complimented again on my sweet cum. The first time I heard that, I thought the girl I was with was just being nice when she said it but getting the compliment again from a different girl. I guess it must be true. I'm not tasting it myself to find out.
Boom! You've got diabetes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-02-2013, 09:47 AM   #8493 (permalink)
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Lol I thought that at first but it only applies to sticky urine which I don't have
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:03 AM   #8494 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:36 AM   #8495 (permalink)
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Lol I thought that at first but it only applies to sticky urine which I don't have
Have you gone Bear Grylls on us wtf
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:43 AM   #8496 (permalink)
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DJ'S ball batter is currently being bottled and priced for consumption.
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He's talking about his piss though
How would he even know if his piss was sticky
I just imagine he's like testing it with his fingers like I do with my lady sauce when I think I'm ovulating LMAO
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He's talking about his piss though
How would he even know if his piss was sticky
I just imagine he's like testing it with his fingers like I do with my lady sauce when I think I'm ovulating LMAO
Wait a second I thought his semen was sweet not his piss. That is just foul if his piss is sticky. And what are you doing to my mental picture with this lady sauce finger licking. Delicious.
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:53 AM   #8499 (permalink)
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He's talking about his piss though
How would he even know if his piss was sticky
I just imagine he's like testing it with his fingers like I do with my lady sauce when I think I'm ovulating LMAO
Well, if your dick looks like it's a redneck spitting dip juice, then your piss might just be sticky.
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Wait a second I thought his semen was sweet not his piss. That is just foul if his piss is sticky. And what are you doing to my mental picture with this lady sauce finger licking. Delicious.
It's more like I stretch it between my fingers to test for elasticity

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