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Old 10-09-2013, 09:19 PM   #9221 (permalink)
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yea but you arent doin it in moderation cause you arent doin it at all

how do relationships without sex even work

arent they called friendships
Agreed. Have fun getting married then realizing you are not sexually compatible at all.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:20 PM   #9222 (permalink)
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True.

I'm just being extra careful not to catch a disease or getting pregnant though.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:26 PM   #9223 (permalink)
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Agreed. Have fun getting married then realizing you are not sexually compatible at all.
That would be so bad.
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Old 10-09-2013, 09:33 PM   #9224 (permalink)
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What genres does everyone like to use during foreplay? I enjoy reggae and electronica.
The only album that should be played is R. Kelly's 12 Play on repeat!
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:52 PM   #9225 (permalink)
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I find music during sex to be distracting.
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Old 10-09-2013, 10:55 PM   #9226 (permalink)
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I've found that Lovage's Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By (2001) works just fine. Just don't just put your playlist onto random, I found that out the hard way when the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song came on, totally killed the mood.
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:11 PM   #9227 (permalink)
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I've found that Lovage's Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By (2001) works just fine. Just don't just put your playlist onto random, I found that out the hard way when the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song came on, totally killed the mood.
Nah I'd just rather focus on the sex.
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:53 PM   #9228 (permalink)
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K I have a question.

I had got really drunk with a girl and we ended up having unprotected sex, I DID NOT *** INSIDE HER, what are my chances of getting her pregnant? I really don't want to have a lovechild in Japan in 9 months.
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Old 10-09-2013, 11:58 PM   #9229 (permalink)
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K I have a question.

I had got really drunk with a girl and we ended up having unprotected sex, I DID NOT *** INSIDE HER, what are my chances of getting her pregnant? I really don't want to have a lovechild in Japan in 9 months.
Lol no one could know bro. Precum will impregnate as well.
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Old 10-10-2013, 12:43 AM   #9230 (permalink)
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What genres does everyone like to use during foreplay? I enjoy reggae and electronica.
Whatever my boyfriend enjoys (iPod wise). So I'm down with it!
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