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Old 10-16-2013, 01:02 PM   #9321 (permalink)
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Sex is weird for me.

My first sexual encounter was with a totally random stranger in a gym shower on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean. Hottest thing EVER. Handjobs in the shower. Loved it!

My second sexual encounter was with a totally selfish douche bag. He was really cute and I absolutely loved his dick, but he didn't get me off. He made me really nervous and I couldn't finish. I got him off though, twice. I really kinda wish that it had never happened.

My third sexual encounter was with a lovely boy I met online. He was so sweet and caring and just wanted to show me how beautiful sex could be. It was so nice and romantic. He was my first kiss, too...

It's actually kinda weird how I had already given 3 handjob/blowjobs before I received my first kiss at the age of 20. How ****ed up is that?

Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.
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Old 10-16-2013, 01:35 PM   #9322 (permalink)
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Sex is weird for me.

My first sexual encounter was with a totally random stranger in a gym shower on a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean. Hottest thing EVER. Handjobs in the shower. Loved it!

My second sexual encounter was with a totally selfish douche bag. He was really cute and I absolutely loved his dick, but he didn't get me off. He made me really nervous and I couldn't finish. I got him off though, twice. I really kinda wish that it had never happened.

My third sexual encounter was with a lovely boy I met online. He was so sweet and caring and just wanted to show me how beautiful sex could be. It was so nice and romantic. He was my first kiss, too...

It's actually kinda weird how I had already given 3 handjob/blowjobs before I received my first kiss at the age of 20. How ****ed up is that?

Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.
Well that certainly escalated.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:08 PM   #9323 (permalink)
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Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.
That's not sex. That's self masturbation. If self masturbation was sex I could claim I have a lot of sex. But watching someone wanking themselves off, it's boring after the first minute or so.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:14 PM   #9324 (permalink)
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That's not sex. That's self masturbation. If self masturbation was sex I could claim I have a lot of sex. But watching someone wanking themselves off, it's boring after the first minute or so.
or they could be talking about watching someone do it on a webcam.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:19 PM   #9325 (permalink)
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Dude that is ****ing nasty man. 12 guys in a month. Set your standards a bit higher my man. Jesus H.
Yeah, it's as though he's indirectly f*cked all the guys that were there before him.

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Anyway! I don't really find sex erotic. I love seeing boys naked and running around doing boy things, but I don't get turned on when I see one sitting in a chair, sweating everywhere and furiously jerking off til he cums and then has to clean it up with Kleenex. Just not my cup of tea.
Ah, so that's where all my kleenex is going. Mystery solved.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:26 PM   #9326 (permalink)
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or they could be talking about watching someone do it on a webcam.
That's even duller. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but watching people, even sexy and beautiful people, pleasure themselves, pah... I'd rather water the plants, bake a cake, or listen to the birds singing.
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Is Mr. Charlie the same person as Ass Napkin Ed?
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:29 PM   #9328 (permalink)
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Haha. Who's Ass Napkin Ed? Going on his/her name, I already wish I was them.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:32 PM   #9329 (permalink)
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Yeah, it's as though he's indirectly f*cked all the guys that were there before him.


Ah, so that's where all my kleenex is going. Mystery solved.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:33 PM   #9330 (permalink)
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Is Mr. Charlie the same person as Ass Napkin Ed?
Nope. 4GotMyPW has the same IP as Ed though... I guess he forgot his own damn password or something.
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