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Old 10-23-2013, 10:24 AM   #9441 (permalink)
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The problem with the no fap to bring yourself back to normal is that you go through long periods of low to no libido. My girlfriend would surely leave me during that time. 25-50% of the time is better than 0%. Anyone who says sex isnt a huge part of any relationship is crazy.
Yeah but you can still please her in the mean time still though with toys and using your hands/fingers. Get creative and fist the living shit out of her.
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:28 AM   #9442 (permalink)
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Yeah but you can still please her in the mean time still though with toys and using your hands/fingers. Get creative and fist the living shit out of her.
I do, very much so, and she seems to be totally ok with that in the meantime. But I know if the problem persists that it will become a bigger problem.

It is such a ****ty reason to be worried about losing someone for. feelsbadman How do you go about walking into the doctor and asking about viagra or something? Just as simple as walking in an asking?
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:31 AM   #9443 (permalink)
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I do, very much so, and she seems to be totally ok with that in the meantime. But I know if the problem persists that it will become a bigger problem.

It is such a ****ty reason to be worried about losing someone for. feelsbadman How do you go about walking into the doctor and asking about viagra or something? Just as simple as walking in an asking?
Yeah go to the doctor and tell him that you feel like you might have erectile dysfunction and ask if there are any tests to find out besides the experiences you have been having. Which you would go into detail and tell him about it.
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How do you even test for erectile dysfunction? Have the nurse show you her tits?
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How do you even test for erectile dysfunction? Have the nurse show you her tits?
The nurse comes in and lets u titty**** her

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Actually maybe that's the gay test I get them confused
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Yeah go to the doctor and tell him that you feel like you might have erectile dysfunction and ask if there are any tests to find out besides the experiences you have been having. Which you would go into detail and tell him about it.
Noted. Might be taking a trip soon.

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Old 10-23-2013, 10:46 AM   #9448 (permalink)
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Noted. Might be taking a trip soon.
You can also try Extenze. You don't need a script from the dr. for it.

I don't know how effective it is though. Be careful with it. I took something similar to Extenze before and it drops your blood pressure like woah so your heart feels kind of funny. You have to take it like 40 mins before you get down to business and it still made me take forever to get off but atleast I was hard!
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How do you even test for erectile dysfunction? Have the nurse show you her tits?
lol. They'll do a sleep study, meaning you spend the night in a sleep lab. If the problem is actually physical, you won't get hard in your sleep. If it's just in your mind, then everything will be normal while you sleep.
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lol. They'll do a sleep study, meaning you spend the night in a sleep lab. If the problem is actually physical, you won't get hard in your sleep. If it's just in your mind, then everything will be normal while you sleep.
So basically they test for morning wood.
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